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We here at THEFITMAP.com have gathered some of the good, bad and downright ugly quotes made about that lovely little game we call golf (ps. it's fashion sense may get a mention).
It can be the best game in the world if your playing well but also the worst if you are playing badly. Below are some famous quotes to put a lighthearted spin on the wonderful game.
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
Dean Martin
"Golf: An awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful
result."
Tommy Armour
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being
good at either."
Jimmy Demart
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain
"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles."
G. K. Chesterton
"When you are too old to chase other things, you can always chase golf
balls."
Anon
"Golf is not a sport. Golf is men in ugly pants walking."
Rosie O'Donnell
"Golf is a game where white men can dress up as pimps and get anyway
with it."
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