We here at THEFITMAP.com have gathered some of the good, bad and downright ugly quotes made about that lovely little game we call golf (ps. it's fashion sense may get a mention).

Quote from golf lovers
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
Dean Martin

"Golf: An awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result."
Tommy Armour

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at either."
Jimmy Demart

Quotes from golf loathers
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain

"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles."
G. K. Chesterton

"When you are too old to chase other things, you can always chase golf balls."
Anon

Quotes on THAT dress code
"Golf is not a sport. Golf is men in ugly pants walking."
Rosie O'Donnell

"Golf is a game where white men can dress up as pimps and get anyway with it."